140 Characters: 2011 Edition
By PAPER EDITORS
For the second year in a row, we've gathered 140 of our favorite Twitter friends/followers/crushes/frenemies together in one place for what is most likely the most eclectic batch of people who have appeared side by side... maybe ever. #sorryifyoudidntmakethecut #maybein2012?
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff):
If you don't see The Hangover Part II this weekend and support male-driven comedies, Hollywood might stop making them. #whoamikidding
JD Samson (@jdsamson):
If I eat a luna bar does it make me more like girls?
Josh Fadem (@joshfadem):
Don't ejaculate some else's words! That plagiarjism!
Donald Glover (@DonaldGlover):
"Let's do a shot every time they say "shots" in the song "Shots" by LMFAO!" - a now dead person
Sam Sifton (@SamSifton):
"Dear Fellow Foodie -- " [hits DELETE button]
Andrew Kuo (@earlboykins):
"sorry spent all my beer $ on a book have fun" is not the coolest text in the world to write
Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye):
My gym nemesis got fat! Now I feel bad. I shouldn't have used The Secret to make the universe make my gym nemesis so fat.
Fenton & Fallon (Dana Lorenz) (@Fentonfallon):
"LORD, MAKE ME THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM." -ANONYMOUS
Rostam Batmanglij (@mastoR):
Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth):
I'm trying to figure out how to follow
Casey Neistat (@CaseyNeistat):
I just fell asleep while texting while driving
Jessica Conrad (@jessicajconrad):
Some of the people who eat McDonald's fish sandwiches aren't doing it as a dare. Just think on that for a minute.
Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes):
Anyone who thinks straight males could be coerced into homosexuality hasn't seen male genitalia.
Anthony Bourdain (@noreservations):
"your blood test came back. They found Ham."
Bevy Smith (@bevysmith):
I'm not falling for the sticky cinnabon in the pie-hole trick! Please let me get on my flight soon....stay strong, the rapture isn't tomorrow
Ruth Reichl (@ruthreichl):
Darwin Deez (@darwindeez):
oph - it just hit me: lauren and kristin are both alphas; that's why they've never gotten along #lagunabeach
Theophilus London (@TheophilusL):
Fucking punk broker sending me an email with a photo of his daughter asking for autograph But fucking turned me down on apt. Kidding me?
Max Stein (@maxastein):
"he is a model/DJ/designer" "that means he is nothing"
Anthony Volodkin (@FASCINATED):
Montreal, I love you, but.... you are making me happy.
Matthew Schneier (@grievance):
I increasingly can't get automatic-sensor faucets to turn on for me. What am I, Ghost Dad?
Jenny Slate (@jennyslate25):
Now that I know there are "Pajama Jeans" I can finally just give up.
Hannah Bronfman (@HBronfman):
I'm observing and listening to a first date that's def not going to round 2. #stoptalking about your electronic gizmos fool
Matt Scott Jacobs (@mattsjacobs):
All I'm asking this decade for is the return of Blu Cantrell w/ a single identical in theme and aesthetics to 01's "Hit 'em Up Style (Oops)"
Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks):
Cried. Showered. Feeling a bit better. Two jews.........no, not there yet.
Fab 5 Freddy (@fabnewyork):
Amazing how this #rapture nonsense has my phone, FB & Twitter on fire. Like I told Blondie, "Everybodys FLY & U ALL wont Die!"
Becka Diamond (@beckadiamond):
Overhearing boys be so wrong about girls is my favorite #shesjustnotthatintoyou
Sutton Foster (@sfosternyc):
Tuna salad before a show is not a good idea
Nick Zinner (@nickzinner):
Ghostface koala
Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess):
I hope that something horrible is happening to the person that pioneered the "6 dollar bottled water in a hotel room" movement.
Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ):
Being impersonated by a drag quen @this gay club is giving me a #moment4life
Brad Walsh (@bradwalsh):
Hot new trend alert: name your children "Grandma."
Will Arnett (@arnettwill):
"No thanks, I've had my fill of money." #stuffnobodysays
AGentleBrees (@AGentleBrees):
Oh so I'm a HIPSTER because my glasses don't have LENSES and my TYPEWRITER doesn't have a RIBBON and my DOG is named DUBSTEP and he's a CAT?
Serena Williams (@serenawilliams):
I WAS my worst enemy.. I've learned. I hope it isn't too late.
Alexis Ohanian (@kn0thing):
I want to adopt a cat. SO I CAN MAKE INTERNET OUT OF IT.
HEALTH (@_HEALTH_):
If you're a drugged out dirtbag in your 20s you're edgy, in your 30s you suck, and if you're 40+ you're edgy as fuck. So hang in there.
Johnny Weir (@JohnnyGWeir):
What to wear to have my car serviced? An oversized cream sweatshirt the length of a dress and a Yankees cap plus YSL leopard bag. Why not?
Chris Benz (@cmbenz):
I often have moments of extreme clarity in the back of towncars.
Lindsay Mound (@lindsaymound):
I overshot my "J. Crew Hipster" mark today and ended up hitting "Preppy Lesbian" on the nose. Talking about looks here, not actual people.
Danielle Nussbaum (@daniellenuss):
My poor NYC neighbors: They must be so sick of hearing Glee covering Dixie Chicks covering Stevie's "Landslide" on repeat.
Dev (@devishot):
Throw dirt on me and grow a wild flower
Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1):
Before I get mad at the jackhammering outside my window, I stop and think "you never know. that could be James Franco out there, doing art."
Marjorie Gubelmann (@VieLuxe):
My father is extravagant on only 1 thing... cars... He is in town for the @NYAutoshow and went there on the bus.
Daniel Motta Mello (@dmmwitted):
There's a really skinny guy eating lunch next to me and he is stuffing his face. And there is a fat guy eating a salad. #genetics
Mike Karnjanaprakorn (@MikeKarnj):
A startup without a business model is called a project.
Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson):
I find ribbons or bows stuck to bald babies heads very helpful with gender suggestion.
Maud Newton (@maudnewton):
NYC libraries set to close 40 branches, open others only 2-3 days/week. Join us at lions at 2. A hug never takes long. http://bit.ly/mSe5zl
Samuel Colt (@samuelcoltxxx):
The pants with the hole in the crotch were a big hit tonight.
Edith Zimmerman (@EdithZimmerman):
My mom, apropos of nothing: "What are ... fades?"
Norman N. (@oldmansearch):
how do you pronounce juan
Isaac Mizrahi (@isaacmizrahi):
Changing my name to LORD GAGA
Soraya Darabi (@sorayadarabi):
Bypassing The Webby Awards to go for a long run but feeling the 'FOMO' kicking in. Make it stop.
Nick Adams (@theNickAdams):
Tux too tight to bend over and tie my shoe... #gayboyproblems
Michele Humes (@michelehumes):
I had Grape Nuts for breakfast and am about to snack on Grape Nut ice cream. Perhaps this evening I should exfoliate with them
Marco Canora (@marcocanora):
I'm at a sushi restaurant in the Rockies named FOXNUT and there is not a Japanese person in sight. Should I be concerned?? I think yes.
Last night I had a dream I was pregnant - but I think it's just because right before I went to bed I ate way too many babies.
Hunx and his Punx (@HunxandhisPunx):
I'm in my moms bathroom covering up hickeys with makeup. Will I always be a teenage girl?
Sadie Stein (@SadieStein):
Totally gonna hate-watch "Harold and Maude" at BAM today
RuPaul (@RuPaul):
Dragsolute power corrupts #Dragsolutely
Amanda Lepore (@Amanda_Lepore):
I had a great nite last nite, ended up in daphne guiness's closet!!! It is like no other!!!
Kate Krader (@kkrader):
I appreciate that "what's the ($14) arugula salad" is vague, but didn't need waitress to say, slowly, "arugula is a vegetable."
Ladyfag (@ladyfag):
The Brooklyn Flea is so Williamsburg... too skinny, too hip, too overpriced... but yet so good.
ANDREW W K (@andrewWK):
I just remembered to party! I almost forgot for a full minute. That was a really close call
Aziz Ansari (@azizansari):
Chew first! Ask questions later! I go hard in the motherfucking plate! #FoodCentricWakaFlockaRemixIJustWrote
Waka Flocka Flame (@wakaflockabsm):
29 more days and my B day shawty I'm going hard
June Ambrose (@JuneAmbrose):
1 inch? Was that a Typo RT @Vswapsy: @juneAmbrose Mz. June please tell me where I can find light blue, 1" heeled, pointy toe flats...please?
Amanda Diva (@amandadiva):
Just saw a pair of lugz. Perhaps it IS the end of the world.
Demetri Martin (@demetrimartin):
Bloody nose // Felt // coconuts // cats // SRO // Henry & June // joints // CALIFORNIA
Greg Krelenstein(@Itboygregk):
If you're spinning this weekend and you're NOT playing @ladygaga "marry the night" you need to retire your party license #fact
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney):
I bet loggers call the guy who makes lunch the "Yumberjack."
Soulja Boy (@Souljaboy):
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Joe Zee (@mrjoezee):
I'll reserve judgment until I see you. :) RT @benkaufman Heading up to see @mrjoezee hope he likes my cargo shorts and Birkenstocks.
Gabe Liedman (@gabeliedman):
One of the coolest things i've ever said to a friend on the phone just now was "i feed on your misery." good friend. i'm one. good.
Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers):
Mariah Carey just called and asked if I wanted to come over and hold the twins. UGH! I don't want to touch her breasts.
Miss Guy (@TheRealMissGuy):
I don't care if I sound bitter... The Strokes DO NOT deserve success! It should've of been Lunachicks, Karen Black, D Gen or Toilet Boys.
Diplo (@diplo):
Heres a lil tiny nate dogg on my shoulder that always sings "smoke weed every day" i swear to god
Zandile Blay (@zandile):
Just did shots with my mother! #workkkkkkk
Johanna Fateman (@johannafateman):
i kinda miss the respect and space i got when i was pregnant. is that what it feels like to be a man?
Hamish Robertson (@touristique):
Today I met a hero; ate a hero; and now need a hero to save me.
Screaming Mimis (@screamingmimis):
Our girl China who loves all 90s is having a nervous breakdown over the vintage crop tops we just put out. Yep, we're having a Blossom moment
Ilirjana Alushaj (@ilirjana):
Demoing vocals for two tracks sitting on my bed. I am a professional.
Cole Escola (@ColeEscola):
I'm tired of pretending I'm not drunk at work all day. I'm not here to make friends.
Drew Elliot (@drewpsie):
Why are the marriage equality laws in NY like Susan Lucci? Takes time, but eventually we win!
Kennedy Carter (@Kennedy_Carter):
I feel I just attained a new level of gay by following @joancollinsobe
JL Mandelbaum (@JLAppelbaum):
This queen at the gym has a "Born This Way" tat on his back. I canttttt. And no, it's not Anderson Cooper.
Meenal Mistry (@MeenalMistry):
I mean, can you ever read enough Carine Roitfeld stories? In this one [http://on.ft.com/kyj8o4] she hates mules and loves herring.
Tanlines (@tanlines):
Wrongly assumed that "Winter's Bone" was a biopic about Alex Winter, the actor who played Bill in the "Bill and Ted" movies ;(
John Jannuzzi (@johnjannuzzi):
I love seeing nuns in the wild
Euan Rellie (@euanrellie):
I am the stallion who will mount the world. Metaphorically.
Thessaly La Force (@thessaly)
Having fun is inversely proportional to being cool, don't you think? cc: @SadieStein
Joe Mande (@joemande):
'Thor' would have worked better as a rom-com." -Actual thing that came out of my mouth yesterday
Himanshu Suri (@heems):
this ep of criminal minds i aint seen looks aright
Kelis (@iamkelis):
I took my squidgette to see yo gabba gabba live. It was literally a midget rave. Glow sticks and orange juice. So stinking cute!
Elizabeth Spiridakis (@white_lightning):
seen Bridesmaids/listened to Odd Future #LastPersonInNewYorkWhoHasNot
Kid Sister (@kidsister):
Chris isaak monochrome swag
Emil Wilbekin (@EmilWilbekin):
Loving the weather -- even with the "very high pollen count." I appreciate the spring swagger.
Stan Williams (@elegantthrifter):
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A yoghurt a day.....uh...I don't know!...ask Jamie Lee Curtis...
David Chang (@davidchang) :
Contemplating buying old school cellphone. No texts no emails. Problem is if someone calls I know it's a fucking 911 emergency.
Lyz Olko (@ObesityandSpeed):
Converse are definitely made to be worn in the pouring rain #fml
HTDW (@HowToDressWell):
hey @iamdiddy can i put ciroc in my coffee?
Mike Nouveau (@mikenouveau):
Too late for lunch, too early for dinner. This is what happens when you wake up at 3 pm.
Jeremy Scott (@itsjeremyscott):
WHENEVER I GO JOGGIN IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I ALWAYS JOG BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF DAVID LYNCH'S HOUSE JUST TO KEEP IT WEEERID #CARDOLYNCH
Michael Musto (@mikeymusto):
The most useful product ever. It's a lint brush AND a vibrator!! http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2011/05/its_a_lint_brus.php#more
Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman):
Dear self flushing toilet: I'm not done peeing. Stop spraying my butt w ur jumping-the-gun juice
Tom Colicchio (@tomcolicchio):
Just cooked up some breakfast burritos and cracked my 1st beer
Jonah Hill (@jonahhill ):
Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.
Kat Kinsman (@kittenwithawhip):
Buying a Diet Coke at the Atlanta airport is kinda locavore, right?
Matt Kays (@mattkays):
One of my other personalities is gonna come out and get really upset about this RT @Gawker Showtime Cancels US of Tara gawker.com/5804719/
Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin):
Saw on a t shirt today "If god didn't want u 2 eat pussy, he wouldn't a made it look like a taco"
Jenna Wortham (@jennydeluxe)
bedtime text from @mommadeluxe: "Good night. Hope you had a wonderful day. BTW Fizzy (our family dog) has his own Facebook page."
Owen Pallett (@owenpallett):
I'm glad I'm not in politics, I don't think I could get through a half-minute without saying the words "gurrl", "butts" or "aww fuck!
Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling):
When I feel sexy I leave the top two buttons of my shirt open and my fly half-way down. It's a look.
Cher (@cher):
Love, support Talk! I did it Wrong! RT: @FlexPop: @cher Please, advice would you give 2 parents who have a gay child?
Chrysanthe Tenentes (@eqx1979):
What's the statute of limitations for keeping stuff an ex left behind at your apartment? #completeworksofshakespeare
Martin J Marks (@martinjmarks):
Weekends like these make me want to move to the suburbs. And by 'suburbs', I mean Promises Lodge.
Boy George (@boygeorge):
Anyone who thinks I'm bitter is obviously not in tune with the British sense of, or lack of, humour & irony!
Emma Straub (@EmmaStraub):
Every wedding should have Mary J. Blige and at least one person Wearing spurs.
Dave Itzkoff (@ditzkoff):
If you don't see The Hangover Part II this weekend and support male-driven comedies, Hollywood might stop making them. #whoamikidding
JD Samson (@jdsamson):
If I eat a luna bar does it make me more like girls?
Josh Fadem (@joshfadem):
Don't ejaculate some else's words! That plagiarjism!
Lena Dunham (@lenadunham):
Remaining wet & naked in the bathtub after it has drained fully feels very Girl, Interrupted in a fun way!
Lil B (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD):
RT this is if you talk to people over the internet and when you see em in person you act like you never talked
Keri Hilson (@MissKeriBaby):
Flight attendant, to pilot, referred to my assistant as an "angry black passenger." Was "black" necessary? They don't want this lawsuit. MAD!
Steve Martin (@stevemartintogo):
Installed a red carpet in hallway and lined it with cardboard standees of interviewers so breakfast feels more like the 70s.
Judy Blume (@judyblume):
Zumba class tomorrow morning. Doesn't make up for lost tap class but, hey, it's moving to music. Cha cha cha!
Remaining wet & naked in the bathtub after it has drained fully feels very Girl, Interrupted in a fun way!
Lil B (@LILBTHEBASEDGOD):
RT this is if you talk to people over the internet and when you see em in person you act like you never talked
Keri Hilson (@MissKeriBaby):
Flight attendant, to pilot, referred to my assistant as an "angry black passenger." Was "black" necessary? They don't want this lawsuit. MAD!
Steve Martin (@stevemartintogo):
Installed a red carpet in hallway and lined it with cardboard standees of interviewers so breakfast feels more like the 70s.
Judy Blume (@judyblume):
Zumba class tomorrow morning. Doesn't make up for lost tap class but, hey, it's moving to music. Cha cha cha!
Donald Glover (@DonaldGlover):
"Let's do a shot every time they say "shots" in the song "Shots" by LMFAO!" - a now dead person
Sam Sifton (@SamSifton):
"Dear Fellow Foodie -- " [hits DELETE button]
Andrew Kuo (@earlboykins):
"sorry spent all my beer $ on a book have fun" is not the coolest text in the world to write
Gabe Delahaye (@gabedelahaye):
My gym nemesis got fat! Now I feel bad. I shouldn't have used The Secret to make the universe make my gym nemesis so fat.
Fenton & Fallon (Dana Lorenz) (@Fentonfallon):
"LORD, MAKE ME THE PERSON MY DOG THINKS I AM." -ANONYMOUS
Rostam Batmanglij (@mastoR):
"Acid Wash Jeans: the only jeans that are an anagram for ORALSEX"
Kristin Chenoweth (@KChenoweth):
I'm trying to figure out how to follow
Casey Neistat (@CaseyNeistat):
I just fell asleep while texting while driving
Jessica Conrad (@jessicajconrad):
Some of the people who eat McDonald's fish sandwiches aren't doing it as a dare. Just think on that for a minute.
Brad Goreski (@mrbradgoreski):
I will never understand how LA completely stops just because its raining! Its one of the most bizarre things. The streets are chaos
I will never understand how LA completely stops just because its raining! Its one of the most bizarre things. The streets are chaos
Bonnie Morrison (@fiercegrandma):
mentioning you are in the front row is to Twitter as private plane photos are to Facebook
Ashok Kondabolu (@dapwell): 
Never knew I was such a sci fi nut. Thanks breakup!
Erykah Badu (@fatbellybella):
If all else fails to bring expecting mothers to labor : play wutang. babies love wutang.
Erykah Badu (@fatbellybella):
If all else fails to bring expecting mothers to labor : play wutang. babies love wutang.
Gavin McInnes (@Gavin_McInnes):
Anyone who thinks straight males could be coerced into homosexuality hasn't seen male genitalia.
Anthony Bourdain (@noreservations):
"your blood test came back. They found Ham."
Bevy Smith (@bevysmith):
I'm not falling for the sticky cinnabon in the pie-hole trick! Please let me get on my flight soon....stay strong, the rapture isn't tomorrow
Ruth Reichl (@ruthreichl):
Fogged in. More fall than spring. Good writing weather. Butter-toasted oatmeal, brown sugar, dried apricots. Hot lemonade. Comfort.
Ruth Bourdain (@ruthbourdain):
Fogged in. More fall than spring. Good serial killing weather. Lardo-toasted oatmeal. Hot lemonade: golden shower in a glass. Comfort.
Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri):
"I can't fall asleep without slipping on a pair of Sleepy Time Tevas." - people in my college's literary fraternity
White Girl Problems (@whitegrlproblem):
I'm so stoned. Is that a cop? I'm starving. #whitegirlproblems
Big Gay Ice Cream (@biggayicecream):
By the way- today's our sweet sweet birthday! We launched at Brooklyn Pride in 2009. Our baby's walking on her own now.
Ruth Bourdain (@ruthbourdain):
Fogged in. More fall than spring. Good serial killing weather. Lardo-toasted oatmeal. Hot lemonade: golden shower in a glass. Comfort.
Max Silvestri (@maxsilvestri):
"I can't fall asleep without slipping on a pair of Sleepy Time Tevas." - people in my college's literary fraternity
White Girl Problems (@whitegrlproblem):
I'm so stoned. Is that a cop? I'm starving. #whitegirlproblems
Big Gay Ice Cream (@biggayicecream):
By the way- today's our sweet sweet birthday! We launched at Brooklyn Pride in 2009. Our baby's walking on her own now.
Darwin Deez (@darwindeez):
oph - it just hit me: lauren and kristin are both alphas; that's why they've never gotten along #lagunabeach
Theophilus London (@TheophilusL):
Fucking punk broker sending me an email with a photo of his daughter asking for autograph But fucking turned me down on apt. Kidding me?
Max Stein (@maxastein):
"he is a model/DJ/designer" "that means he is nothing"
Anthony Volodkin (@FASCINATED):
Montreal, I love you, but.... you are making me happy.
Matthew Schneier (@grievance):
I increasingly can't get automatic-sensor faucets to turn on for me. What am I, Ghost Dad?
Jenny Slate (@jennyslate25):
Now that I know there are "Pajama Jeans" I can finally just give up.
Hannah Bronfman (@HBronfman):
I'm observing and listening to a first date that's def not going to round 2. #stoptalking about your electronic gizmos fool
Matt Scott Jacobs (@mattsjacobs):
All I'm asking this decade for is the return of Blu Cantrell w/ a single identical in theme and aesthetics to 01's "Hit 'em Up Style (Oops)"
Albert Brooks (@AlbertBrooks):
Cried. Showered. Feeling a bit better. Two jews.........no, not there yet.
Fab 5 Freddy (@fabnewyork):
Amazing how this #rapture nonsense has my phone, FB & Twitter on fire. Like I told Blondie, "Everybodys FLY & U ALL wont Die!"
Becka Diamond (@beckadiamond):
Overhearing boys be so wrong about girls is my favorite #shesjustnotthatintoyou
Sutton Foster (@sfosternyc):
Tuna salad before a show is not a good idea
Nick Zinner (@nickzinner):
Ghostface koala
Hannibal Buress (@hannibalburess):
I hope that something horrible is happening to the person that pioneered the "6 dollar bottled water in a hotel room" movement.
Nicki Minaj (@NICKIMINAJ):
Being impersonated by a drag quen @this gay club is giving me a #moment4life
Brad Walsh (@bradwalsh):
Hot new trend alert: name your children "Grandma."
Will Arnett (@arnettwill):
"No thanks, I've had my fill of money." #stuffnobodysays
AGentleBrees (@AGentleBrees):
Oh so I'm a HIPSTER because my glasses don't have LENSES and my TYPEWRITER doesn't have a RIBBON and my DOG is named DUBSTEP and he's a CAT?
Serena Williams (@serenawilliams):
I WAS my worst enemy.. I've learned. I hope it isn't too late.
Alexis Ohanian (@kn0thing):
I want to adopt a cat. SO I CAN MAKE INTERNET OUT OF IT.
HEALTH (@_HEALTH_):
If you're a drugged out dirtbag in your 20s you're edgy, in your 30s you suck, and if you're 40+ you're edgy as fuck. So hang in there.
Johnny Weir (@JohnnyGWeir):
What to wear to have my car serviced? An oversized cream sweatshirt the length of a dress and a Yankees cap plus YSL leopard bag. Why not?
Chris Benz (@cmbenz):
I often have moments of extreme clarity in the back of towncars.
Lindsay Mound (@lindsaymound):
I overshot my "J. Crew Hipster" mark today and ended up hitting "Preppy Lesbian" on the nose. Talking about looks here, not actual people.
Danielle Nussbaum (@daniellenuss):
My poor NYC neighbors: They must be so sick of hearing Glee covering Dixie Chicks covering Stevie's "Landslide" on repeat.
Dev (@devishot):
Throw dirt on me and grow a wild flower
Sara Schaefer (@saraschaefer1):
Before I get mad at the jackhammering outside my window, I stop and think "you never know. that could be James Franco out there, doing art."
Marjorie Gubelmann (@VieLuxe):
My father is extravagant on only 1 thing... cars... He is in town for the @NYAutoshow and went there on the bus.
Daniel Motta Mello (@dmmwitted):
There's a really skinny guy eating lunch next to me and he is stuffing his face. And there is a fat guy eating a salad. #genetics
Mike Karnjanaprakorn (@MikeKarnj):
A startup without a business model is called a project.
Cheyenne Jackson (@cheyennejackson):
I find ribbons or bows stuck to bald babies heads very helpful with gender suggestion.
Maud Newton (@maudnewton):
NYC libraries set to close 40 branches, open others only 2-3 days/week. Join us at lions at 2. A hug never takes long. http://bit.ly/mSe5zl
Samuel Colt (@samuelcoltxxx):
The pants with the hole in the crotch were a big hit tonight.
Edith Zimmerman (@EdithZimmerman):
My mom, apropos of nothing: "What are ... fades?"
Norman N. (@oldmansearch):
how do you pronounce juan
Isaac Mizrahi (@isaacmizrahi):
Changing my name to LORD GAGA
Soraya Darabi (@sorayadarabi):
Bypassing The Webby Awards to go for a long run but feeling the 'FOMO' kicking in. Make it stop.
Nick Adams (@theNickAdams):
Tux too tight to bend over and tie my shoe... #gayboyproblems
Michele Humes (@michelehumes):
I had Grape Nuts for breakfast and am about to snack on Grape Nut ice cream. Perhaps this evening I should exfoliate with them
Marco Canora (@marcocanora):
I'm at a sushi restaurant in the Rockies named FOXNUT and there is not a Japanese person in sight. Should I be concerned?? I think yes.
Miles Robinson (@milesbenjamin):
My life is reminding me of an Everclear lyric. not gonna say which one. Jus gonnna say. #shittymysteries
Jessica Suarez (@JessicaSuarez):
Someday I'll listen to a mixtape that starts w/ Kathy Bates' speech from Fried Green Tomatoes, instead of dialogue form Scarface.
Gayletter (@GAYLETTER):
I love that twitter is the new text message #SMS
Jessi Klein (@jessirklein):My life is reminding me of an Everclear lyric. not gonna say which one. Jus gonnna say. #shittymysteries
Jessica Suarez (@JessicaSuarez):
Someday I'll listen to a mixtape that starts w/ Kathy Bates' speech from Fried Green Tomatoes, instead of dialogue form Scarface.
Gayletter (@GAYLETTER):
I love that twitter is the new text message #SMS
Last night I had a dream I was pregnant - but I think it's just because right before I went to bed I ate way too many babies.
Hunx and his Punx (@HunxandhisPunx):
I'm in my moms bathroom covering up hickeys with makeup. Will I always be a teenage girl?
Sadie Stein (@SadieStein):
Totally gonna hate-watch "Harold and Maude" at BAM today
RuPaul (@RuPaul):
Dragsolute power corrupts #Dragsolutely
I had a great nite last nite, ended up in daphne guiness's closet!!! It is like no other!!!
Kate Krader (@kkrader):
I appreciate that "what's the ($14) arugula salad" is vague, but didn't need waitress to say, slowly, "arugula is a vegetable."
Ladyfag (@ladyfag):
The Brooklyn Flea is so Williamsburg... too skinny, too hip, too overpriced... but yet so good.
ANDREW W K (@andrewWK):
I just remembered to party! I almost forgot for a full minute. That was a really close call
Aziz Ansari (@azizansari):
Chew first! Ask questions later! I go hard in the motherfucking plate! #FoodCentricWakaFlockaRemixIJustWrote
29 more days and my B day shawty I'm going hard
June Ambrose (@JuneAmbrose):
1 inch? Was that a Typo RT @Vswapsy: @juneAmbrose Mz. June please tell me where I can find light blue, 1" heeled, pointy toe flats...please?
Amanda Diva (@amandadiva):
Just saw a pair of lugz. Perhaps it IS the end of the world.
Demetri Martin (@demetrimartin):
I can turn a towel into a beach towel just by bringing it to the beach. I can also do a similar thing with a bum.
Janelle Monae (@JanelleMonae):
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - pastor Albert Einstein
Dum Dum Girls (@DumDum Girls): Janelle Monae (@JanelleMonae):
A person who never made a mistake never tried anything new. - pastor Albert Einstein
Bloody nose // Felt // coconuts // cats // SRO // Henry & June // joints // CALIFORNIA
Greg Krelenstein(@Itboygregk):
If you're spinning this weekend and you're NOT playing @ladygaga "marry the night" you need to retire your party license #fact
Rob Delaney (@robdelaney):
I bet loggers call the guy who makes lunch the "Yumberjack."
Soulja Boy (@Souljaboy):
The definition of a beautiful woman is one who loves me.
Joe Zee (@mrjoezee):
I'll reserve judgment until I see you. :) RT @benkaufman Heading up to see @mrjoezee hope he likes my cargo shorts and Birkenstocks.
One of the coolest things i've ever said to a friend on the phone just now was "i feed on your misery." good friend. i'm one. good.
Joan Rivers (@Joan_Rivers):
Mariah Carey just called and asked if I wanted to come over and hold the twins. UGH! I don't want to touch her breasts.
Miss Guy (@TheRealMissGuy):
I don't care if I sound bitter... The Strokes DO NOT deserve success! It should've of been Lunachicks, Karen Black, D Gen or Toilet Boys.
Diplo (@diplo):
Heres a lil tiny nate dogg on my shoulder that always sings "smoke weed every day" i swear to god
Zandile Blay (@zandile):
Just did shots with my mother! #workkkkkkk
i kinda miss the respect and space i got when i was pregnant. is that what it feels like to be a man?
Hamish Robertson (@touristique):
Today I met a hero; ate a hero; and now need a hero to save me.
Screaming Mimis (@screamingmimis):
Our girl China who loves all 90s is having a nervous breakdown over the vintage crop tops we just put out. Yep, we're having a Blossom moment
Ilirjana Alushaj (@ilirjana):
Demoing vocals for two tracks sitting on my bed. I am a professional.
Cole Escola (@ColeEscola):
I'm tired of pretending I'm not drunk at work all day. I'm not here to make friends.
Why are the marriage equality laws in NY like Susan Lucci? Takes time, but eventually we win!
Kennedy Carter (@Kennedy_Carter):
I feel I just attained a new level of gay by following @joancollinsobe
JL Mandelbaum (@JLAppelbaum):
This queen at the gym has a "Born This Way" tat on his back. I canttttt. And no, it's not Anderson Cooper.
Meenal Mistry (@MeenalMistry):
I mean, can you ever read enough Carine Roitfeld stories? In this one [http://on.ft.com/kyj8o4] she hates mules and loves herring.
Tanlines (@tanlines):
Wrongly assumed that "Winter's Bone" was a biopic about Alex Winter, the actor who played Bill in the "Bill and Ted" movies ;(
John Jannuzzi (@johnjannuzzi):
I love seeing nuns in the wild
Euan Rellie (@euanrellie):
I am the stallion who will mount the world. Metaphorically.
Thessaly La Force (@thessaly)
Having fun is inversely proportional to being cool, don't you think? cc: @SadieStein
Joe Mande (@joemande):
'Thor' would have worked better as a rom-com." -Actual thing that came out of my mouth yesterday
Himanshu Suri (@heems):
this ep of criminal minds i aint seen looks aright
I took my squidgette to see yo gabba gabba live. It was literally a midget rave. Glow sticks and orange juice. So stinking cute!
Elizabeth Spiridakis (@white_lightning):
seen Bridesmaids/listened to Odd Future #LastPersonInNewYorkWhoHasNot
Kid Sister (@kidsister):
Chris isaak monochrome swag
Emil Wilbekin (@EmilWilbekin):
Loving the weather -- even with the "very high pollen count." I appreciate the spring swagger.
Stan Williams (@elegantthrifter):
An apple a day keeps the doctor away. A yoghurt a day.....uh...I don't know!...ask Jamie Lee Curtis...
David Chang (@davidchang) :
Contemplating buying old school cellphone. No texts no emails. Problem is if someone calls I know it's a fucking 911 emergency.
Lyz Olko (@ObesityandSpeed):
Converse are definitely made to be worn in the pouring rain #fml
HTDW (@HowToDressWell):
hey @iamdiddy can i put ciroc in my coffee?
Mike Nouveau (@mikenouveau):
Too late for lunch, too early for dinner. This is what happens when you wake up at 3 pm.
Jeremy Scott (@itsjeremyscott):
WHENEVER I GO JOGGIN IN MY NEIGHBORHOOD I ALWAYS JOG BACKWARDS IN FRONT OF DAVID LYNCH'S HOUSE JUST TO KEEP IT WEEERID #CARDOLYNCH
Wesley O'Meara (@Wessles):
The poster for 'Bad Teacher' with cameron diaz, she is wearing louboutin's. What teacher with a 35k salary can afford 1k shoes? #justsayin
†®€√ø® (@iTr3vor):
1 more minute until Follow Friday is over! The first 4 people to tweet me "BUTT" gets a follow friday shout out!
The poster for 'Bad Teacher' with cameron diaz, she is wearing louboutin's. What teacher with a 35k salary can afford 1k shoes? #justsayin
†®€√ø® (@iTr3vor):
1 more minute until Follow Friday is over! The first 4 people to tweet me "BUTT" gets a follow friday shout out!
Michael Musto (@mikeymusto):
The most useful product ever. It's a lint brush AND a vibrator!! http://blogs.villagevoice.com/dailymusto/2011/05/its_a_lint_brus.php#more
Sarah Silverman (@SarahKSilverman):
Dear self flushing toilet: I'm not done peeing. Stop spraying my butt w ur jumping-the-gun juice
Tom Colicchio (@tomcolicchio):
Just cooked up some breakfast burritos and cracked my 1st beer
Jonah Hill (@jonahhill ):
Every time a sexy woman jumps out of a giant cake there is at least one guy who is bummed about the cake being ruined.
Buying a Diet Coke at the Atlanta airport is kinda locavore, right?
Matt Kays (@mattkays):
One of my other personalities is gonna come out and get really upset about this RT @Gawker Showtime Cancels US of Tara gawker.com/5804719/
Kathy Griffin (@kathygriffin):
Saw on a t shirt today "If god didn't want u 2 eat pussy, he wouldn't a made it look like a taco"
Jenna Wortham (@jennydeluxe)
bedtime text from @mommadeluxe: "Good night. Hope you had a wonderful day. BTW Fizzy (our family dog) has his own Facebook page."
Owen Pallett (@owenpallett):
I'm glad I'm not in politics, I don't think I could get through a half-minute without saying the words "gurrl", "butts" or "aww fuck!
Garry Shandling (@GarryShandling):
When I feel sexy I leave the top two buttons of my shirt open and my fly half-way down. It's a look.
Cher (@cher):
Love, support Talk! I did it Wrong! RT: @FlexPop: @cher Please, advice would you give 2 parents who have a gay child?
Chrysanthe Tenentes (@eqx1979):
What's the statute of limitations for keeping stuff an ex left behind at your apartment? #completeworksofshakespeare
Martin J Marks (@martinjmarks):
Weekends like these make me want to move to the suburbs. And by 'suburbs', I mean Promises Lodge.
Boy George (@boygeorge):
Anyone who thinks I'm bitter is obviously not in tune with the British sense of, or lack of, humour & irony!
Emma Straub (@EmmaStraub):
Every wedding should have Mary J. Blige and at least one person Wearing spurs.
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