Architectural Digest headed to the Kardashian stronghold (Calabasas, California) for a visual guide to the palatial homes of Kourtney and Khloe.
Their vast, stunning estates are mesmerizing worlds of lemon trees, marble floors, off white walls, and Fendi fur throws.
Vastness aside, the homes are distinctly Khloe and Kourtney -- the Dash sisters you'd want to be stuck in traffic with.
Below are some of the highlights of AD's journey through the sun-streaked wonderlands, and try not to feel too terrible about your own place, I know I do!
Especially when I see shots like...
...how many times did Justin Bieber roll out of Kourtney's bedroom window before the sun came up? JK!
You haven't lived till you've stolen a entire lemon tree from Khloe's courtyard (not that I have!)...
Don't act like you don't have a glam room with incandescent bulbs *walks into closet with no light bulb and a bag over my head*