Amy Sedaris's recent book Simple Times: Crafts for Poor People now comes with a YouTube channel and, of course, it's pretty hilarious. Tune in for her tutorials on how to make pom poms, toys for rabbits and various deranged food items including "potato ships" and, as exhibited in the video above, hot dogs on a rake. Make sure you also have an assistant like Sedaris's helping you at home who's OK with having you rub said hot dogs on their crotch. More please, Amy!