One thing every potential dog owner must know, especially if they live in a city, is that they will have to pick up shit, in public, on a daily basis. As humiliating as that is, having a dog is far superior to having a child: you can still go out and get drunk as hell, after thirteen years of love and sacrifice it won't tell you it hates you, and if it turns out to be a fuck face you can just blame it on the breed. 



All The Rage was created by Matt and Claudina and is illustrated by Sharon Spell.