The Hall of Fame honoree at last night’s FiFi Awards (the Oscar's of the perfume industry) went to Vera Wang and was presented by New York Ranger and PAPER Beautiful Person Sean Avery. Whaa?

Anyway, both Taylor Momsen and Minka Kelly were clad in Marchesa, and when I asked both what their favorite perfumes were, Taylor said, “Chanel Number 5” and Minka wouldn’t divulge! Danity Kane’s Aubrey O’Day, whose rumored paramours runs the gamut from Jenna Jameson to Jesse McCartney said, “Coco by Chanel.” When I asked what Matthew Modine had to do with the perfume industry, he responded, “Absolutely nothing. I am here to see a friend.” Bernadette Peters walked in with Zac Posen, who told us, “My perfume will launch in September and the only thing I will say about is the name does not start with a Z.” Desperate Housewives’ Dana Delaney, Hairspray’s Nikki Blonsky and Salt N’ Pepa rounded out the group of the zany, totally inexplicable combo of celebs walking the red carpet.