WHAT: Dressed to Kilt, an annual show featuring traditional kilts and couture by Scottish designers. The evening was sponsored by Friends of Scotland, a non-profit founded by Sir Sean Connery, dedicated to promoting Scottish arts in America.
WHEN: April 5, 2010
WHERE: M2 lounge
WHO: Hosts Sir Sean and Lady Connery, Donald Trump and Melania Knauss Trump, Alan Cumming, Kyle MacLachlan, Kelly Killoren Bensimon, Sam Waterson, Miss Scotland, Mathew Modine, Al Roker, and Punk Rock Scott Joan Jett!
OVERHEARD:
"I came in behind two men from Scotland Yard. Why would they be here?"
"I suppose it's a "Bond" thing. After all, Sir Sean is a national treasure!"

AND...

"Kilts don't even look that odd to me anymore. Is there nothing left that shocks?"
" I think that's because you work for Marc Jacobs, silly."