Like yesterday, we're lying low here at PAPER HQ and will be spending most of the day watching NY1, eating everything we baked last night and making sure our co-workers without power are A-OK. Are you A-OK? We really hope so. We'll be posting here and there today but we'll be back tomorrow with our regularly scheduled programming (we really need morning funnies in our lives right about now) and a guide to the Halloween parties that are still going on. (Sandy won't keep us from partying, dammit!) Stay safe, everyone!

[New Yorker cover via RatsOff]