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Our Guide to Labor Day in NYC

Our Guide to Labor Day in NYC
It's a three-day weekend party in the USA, what what! Even if you're not spending 72 straight hours drinking cans of Bud Heavy on a dock somewhere this weekend (in other words, you're stuck in the city), we've got you...… Read Full Story

This Boy's Reaction to His Mom's Pregnancy is EXASPERATING

This little boy just found out his mom is having another baby and it's EXASPERATING. [TastefullyOffensive] Snoop Dogg teaches the children about baboons on Jimmy Kimme's nature program, Plizzanet Earth. [Uproxx] If you need us, we'll be channeling this... Read Full Story

Six Movies Not To Miss In September

Love Is StrangeA tender portrait of two aging lovers, Ben (John Lithgow) and George (Alfred Molina), who finally decide to marry after 39 years together. Unfortunately it results in George losing his job as a music teacher and they are... Read Full Story

James Franco Explains Kinky Sex For You

"Hair pulling, spitting, molesting the titties...and then we'll get you on your hands and knees and finger bang you to orgasm." So says a fetish porn director to an actress filming a scene in Kink, the amazing new documentary... Read Full Story

10 New Indie Books and Zines That We Love Right Now

1. Snake Eyes: A Nicolas Cage Activity Book by Various The Nicolas Cage book of our nightmares dreams is finally a reality. Only with your help can Nicolas become uncaged, get dressed, and hit on illustrated women. The book features... Read Full Story

Beyoncé's Dad Says Those Divorce Rumors Were Just a Stunt

Beyoncé-Jay Z Divorce News, Part 27,000: Rumors of a split were all a stunt! To drum up ticket sales for the couple's 'On the Run' tour! Duh! Or, at least, so says Mathew Knowles (a.k.a. Beyoncé's dad), in a... Read Full Story

Miranda July Wants You to Have a Threeway with Her New Messaging App

Have something important to tell a loved one? Instead of saying it yourself, download Somebody -- a messaging service app by the queen of magical thinking, Miranda July. In world where actually talking is the least desirable option, Somebody... Read Full Story

Surprise Visits from Chance the Rapper, Graffiti Walls + More In Jhené Aiko's Summer Tour Diary

Throughout the summer, we're following around some of our favorite bands and DJs as they head out on tour. In each installment, these road dogs will be sharing a photo diary and sharing stories about what they do, see,... Read Full Story

Zola Jesus Returns with a New Music Video for "Dangerous Days"

The last time we talked to Zola Jesus she was having trouble sleeping. She had just come off of her live performance at the Guggenheim with JG Thurwell and was getting ready to tour her fourth studio album Versions.... Read Full Story

Jimmy Kimmel Reunited the Cast of Friends to Perform a Sexy New Scene

Jimmy Kimmel got Jennifer Aniston, Courtney Cox and Lisa Kudrow to come on his show and perform some sexxxy Friends fan fiction he wrote. Some are more enthusiastic about it than others... [via Jimmy Kimmel] Heads up, there's a... Read Full Story