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Listen to Miley Cyrus' New Album, "Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz"

Listen to Miley Cyrus' New Album,
During a head-exploding performance on the Video Music Awards tonight, VMAs host Miley Cyrus announced that her new album, "Miley Cyrus and Her Dead Petz," is free and on Soundcloud. Listen above, y'all. RIP Pablow the blow fish....… Read Full Story

The Sunday Funnies

A dude annoys his girlfriend with every IKEA pun he can think of. Run away, Donna. [FYeahDementia]  Proof that the Pirates are the only baseball team that matters. [Mlkshk] C1. [FYouNoFMe]It's the ultimate. [AfernoonSnoozeButton] Amy Schumer and Jennifer Lawrence... Read Full Story

The Best, Worst, and Weirdest of the Week

Goodbye @therealOPUNCHI, I wrote this for you: pic.twitter.com/Io5T3jGizn-- glo gurl (@wifislilangel) August 27, 2015 Best Passive-Aggressive Twitter App: Goodbye Unfollower, an app designed by web artists Tom Galle and Quanta Shimizu for Adult Swim that sends poems to people... Read Full Story

Grimes (Kind Of) Starts A Record Label/Art Collective

photo by Eric WhiteIt's no surprise that Grimes aka Claire Boucher is a verifiable polymath, but somehow in between releasing a new album and illustrating a comic book, she's also managed to start a new record label-meets-art collective called the... Read Full Story

Chet Haze Watch: He Probably Didn't Disappear, But We Should Still Be Worried

Where has Chet Haze been? The son of Tom Hanks and Rita Wilson, brother of Colin Hanks, and rapper extraordinaire has spent a decent chunk of this year making headlines for being racist, doubling down on being racist, destroying a... Read Full Story

The Way You Eat Your Pizza Apparently Says A Lot About Your Personality

Hack personality quizzes have always been a popular post-Quizilla era past time and the latest quiz that's got our attention has to do with how you snuff your pizza.That's right, according to body language expert Patti Wood in a piece... Read Full Story

Talking to the Director of Fort Tilden, the Millennial Comedy That's Way Too Uncomfortably Familiar

With New York millennial parodies practically becoming a tired trope at this point, Fort Tilden arrives as a refreshing reminder that there are still so many things to make fun of Generation Y about. The dark, independent comedy, written and... Read Full Story

Nicki, Taylor, and Miley Have a High Bar to Clear For Best VMA Beefs

Taylor Swift's awkward Twitter feud with Nicki Minaj over the institutional racism of the VMAs/everything was thiiiis close to being successfully resolved -- Swift apologized, and Nicki accepted the apology. Sadly, VMAs host Miley Cyrus -- as great as she... Read Full Story

Ellen Page Calls Straight Actors Playing Gay Characters Offensive

Missing this awesome human #wcw #juliannemoore @freeheldmovie A photo posted by @ellenpage on Aug 26, 2015 at 1:59pm PDT In a new interview with Time, actress and LGBTQ activist Ellen Page talked about playing a lesbian character as an openly-gay... Read Full Story

Amy Schumer & Jennifer Lawrence Danced to "Uptown Girl" at Billy Joel's Chicago Concert

Last night, Billy Joel proved Taylor Swift isn't the only pop star who can get some A-list surprise guests onstage. During his concert at Chicago's Wrigley Field, he started in on his mega-hit "Uptown Girl" when, in a nod... Read Full Story