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The Triumphant Return of Teddy Bear the Porcupine

The Triumphant Return of Teddy Bear the Porcupine
It's fall, which means it's pumpkin season, which means its snack season for Teddy Bear the bossiest, busiest, chattiest porcupine in all the land. [TastefullyOffensive] Two 30-something dudes lip synch a conversation between two 60-something sisters and it's the...… Read Full Story

NASA's Official SoundCloud Lets You Listen to Space

If you have an outer space-themed fetish, boy is today your day! Recently, NASA compiled sounds from their historic missions on their newly-minted SoundCloud, including: President Kennedy Sounds (for your Kennedy/Boston accent fetish), Rocket Engine Sounds, and Solar Systems &... Read Full Story

Panda Bear's New "Mr. Noah" Video Is One Big Groundhog Day-In-the-Life

Panda Bear, aka Animal Collective's Noah Lennox, released a new EP yesterday along with this video for "Mr. Noah" -- and it's a trip. Starring a dog named Boycie, the clip is a spinning, twisting Groundhog Day-in-the-life of a... Read Full Story

Street Art Meets Weed for These Limited Edition Artist Bongs

Miley Cyrus isn't the only artist who works with bongs as a medium. Dumbo's Mighty Tanaka -- which touts itself as "an art gallery for a new generation" -- aims to highlight the underground glass art movement with their... Read Full Story

PSA: Cara Delevingne Wants Dudes to Feel Their Nuts

Cara Delevingne was tapped to be a spokeswoman for the Feeling Nuts campaign, which aims to raise awareness for testicular cancer despite the fact that, obviously, she doesn't have testicles. In this promo clip from an upcoming UK TV... Read Full Story

Listen to Bette Midler Cover of TLC's "Waterfalls"

While we would have loved to hear Bette Midler rap, Left Eye-style, her cover of "Waterfalls" is negotiated gracefully. Aretha Franklin -- who recently covered "Rolling in the Deep" -- isn't Adele and, obviously, Bette Midler isn't TLC (despite... Read Full Story
New Party Alert! Local 1200s

New Party Alert! Local 1200s

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Pre-Gaming With One of the Most Interesting Guys In Nightlife, Gitoo

Pre-Gaming With One of the Most Interesting Guys In Nightlife, Gitoo

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The Parody Song "Actual Cannibal Shia LaBeouf" Was Turned Into An Epic Musical

Rob Cantor's 2012 viral Shia LaBeouf parody song "Actual Cannibal Shia Labeouf" has taken to the stage. The epic live version is complete with a choir, Cirque du Soleil-style dancers, and Shia Labeouf himself. Behold, the manicure emoji IRL (!!!!)... Read Full Story

The 10 All Time Weirdest Certified Platinum Albums

Last week, Forbes made a big deal about the fact that not a single artist's album has gone platinum in 2014. Since then, many thinkpieces have followed, asking if the death of the platinum album is imminent. To add to... Read Full Story