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Watch Ariel Pink's Strange Ode to Catcalling, "Put Your Number in My Phone"

Watch Ariel Pink's Strange Ode to Catcalling,
Among many other other things, the video for Ariel Pink's "Put Your Number in My Phone" is a very serious fashion moment. The singer attempts to pickup women in a suburban shopping mall wearing a turquoise cowboy hat, a...… Read Full Story

An Alaska News Reporter Quits On Air In the Best Way Possible

Watch this Alaska news reporter reveal that she is actually the owner of the very Cannibis Club she had just done an investigative report on (hello, conflict of interest) and then spectacularly quit with the F bomb. Slow claps... Read Full Story

10 Celebrity Stoners That Should Be Waka Flocka's Official Blunt Roller

When Waka Flocka Flame announced via Instagram that he was in the market for a blunt roller hundreds of hopefuls applied for the job by tweeting the hashtag #ICanRoll. While many tried, only one was victorious: Seth Rogen. Obviously, the... Read Full Story

The Best, Worst and Weirdest of the Week

Best (Worst?) New Fashion Design That's Also Probably Just Trolling Us: The "Suitsy," a suit-onesie hybrid. -- Abby SchreiberBest New Hi-Lo Restaurant: Newly-opened Birds + Bubbles on the Lower East Side where you can get a bucket of fancy fried... Read Full Story

Marc Cohn's "Walking In Memphis" Needs a Hot Dance Remix

An open letter to Rob Schulz: Dear Robin:Since you're the hottest, new remixer around ("Prayer in C" by Lily Wood & The Prick, "Waves" by Mr Probz) we'd like to ask a favor. Would you mind doing a remix... Read Full Story

Rap Duo Rich White Ladies Wanna Kidnap Dolly Parton's Boobs In Their New Video, "Ransom"

Our favorite Bronx-bred rap duo Rich White Ladies have a star-studded hit list in their bloodthirsty, money hungry video, "Ransom," directed by Frederic Esnault. No A-lister's safe from their "lipstick stick up" -- not Oprah Winfrey, not Kate Moss,... Read Full Story

Brooklyn, Who? This Season It's All About Those Country Western Vibes

Christopher Owens. (Photo by Annie Thornton)The wild frontier is back -- but this time there's a lot more to it than boots and boleros. Take indie darling Christopher Owens, who embraces his teen years spent in Amarillo, Texas, on... Read Full Story

10 Art Instagram Feeds That Aren't Totally Insufferable

While there are several major contemporary artists sharing -- and, in some cases, selling -- work on Instagram, it is the unsung up-and-comers in the field who are producing some of the most interesting content through their everyday lives and... Read Full Story

Watch Jennifer Lopez and Iggy Izalea Shake Their Butts

#FreeTheNipple was an admirable campaign but from twerk-mania to Nicki Minaj, 2014 has been all about the butt. Better luck next year, nipples. Jumping on the butt train, Jennifer Lopez teamed up with former Paper cover girl, Iggy Azelea... Read Full Story

The First iPhone 6 Owner Drops It On Live TV

Here's a video of the first dude to own an iPhone 6 in Perth, Australia dropping it on live television. All together now: HAHAHAHAH. [Uproxx]All the details on what happened here.  Even the quails are like, "wut." [AfternoonSnoozeButton]Next Paper... Read Full Story