Watch a sports reporter get videobombed by some kid who sticks a giant, purple dildo in his ear. [via Uproxx]

ICYMI: For reasons totally unknown, Snoop Dogg has created a white guy alter ego named Todd, and has made a series of videos of himself wearing whiteface, glasses and a blonde bowl cut wig plugging a website called "White Guys Connect." While it'd be easy to chalk this up to some THC-addled epiphany, Snoop sounds oddly lucid the whole time, making this whole series all the more peculiar. At any rate, some genius made a minute and a half long compilation of some of Todd's best moments -- watch Todd have a "fuckin' BLAST, baby!" [via The Daily Dot]

Peanut, the mini dachshund puppy, trying to wake up = us this morning coming off the three-day weekend. We feel 'ya, Peanut. [via Tastefully Offensive]

Bob Saget hosts "America's Filthiest Home Videos." [via Tastefully Offensive]

Screen shot 2014-09-01 at 11.37.30 PM.pngThis auto-correct is simultaneously AWESOME and very troubling for the fate of humanity. [via Instagram]

Watch a bunch of American kids react to trying Vegemite for the first time. [via HuffPo Comedy]

Screen shot 2014-09-01 at 11.38.47 PM.pngBest non-pick-up line pick-up line ever. [via Instagram]

ICYMI: Here's nearly 13 minutes of footage of a 17-year-old Katy Perry -- sorry, Katy Hudson -- when she was touring as a Christian singer-songwriter. Highlights include Katy calling herself a "pizza face," talking about how you couldn't flush toilet paper down the tour bus toilet and clips of her Alanis Morissette-esque warbling about Jesus. [via Gawker]