Screen Shot 2014-08-08 at 4.59.26 PM.pngMost Enticing Sneaker:Adidas 7X750's by British conceptual artist Ryan Gander. Crafted with "handmade mud," you don't need to stress about getting your new, white sneakers dirty anymore because they already are. Obsessed. -- Justin Moran

YouTube Hero of the Week: Noah Ritter, a little kid who apparently doesn't watch the news much and who apparently had fun on one of the roller coasters at a Pennsylvania county fair. -- Abby Schreiber

Biggest Liar of the Week: Cher. In a recent interview, Cher claims she hasn't looked in the mirror in years. Come on -- we all know she has purses exploding with pocket mirrors and walls lined with mirrors in her mansion. Maybe she meant to say, "I haven't looked away from the mirror in years." -- J.M.

Kendall-Jenner-Teen-Vogue2-419x571.jpgIncredibly Questionable Headgear of the Week: Kendall Jenner's hat on the new cover of Teen Vogue. -- A.S.

Most Life-Changing Performance: Mykki Blanco's. Her show at the East River Amphitheatre was like a bizarre social experiment when you consider the unusual mix of cyber punks, elderly couples and innocent families that convened at the child-friendly park venue. Never one to give a PG show, Blanco poured booze down audience members' throats, stripped down to her boxers and repeatedly screamed, "A straight man's respect means nothing to me," as the NYPD watched in horror. -- J.M.

Most Addictive (and Creepy) New Song: "Hard" by SOPHIE. We're not sure who or what SOPHIE is, but this sounds like the music Willy Wonka would get down to after a few shots and a bump of cocaine in his chocolate factory. Offering no shortage of unusual, alien sounds, "Hard" pushes musical boundaries and still makes us dance. -- J.M.

Screen Shot 2014-08-08 at 4.56.32 PM.pngMost Important Band to Watch: DAMEHT. A true reflection of old-school LES, pop-punk outfit DAMEHT is without-a-doubt a band on the rise. Scope our photos pre-gaming with the dudes HERE. -- J.M.

Interesting Career Move of the Week:
Anthony Weiner's. He's opening a restaurant. -- A.S.

Most Non-Eye Rolling Kanye News of the Week: The leaking of a clip from Yeezy's unreleased "Robocop" video featuring a bionic Amber Rose. -- A.S.