Jared Leto looks particularly Jesus-y in this Tonight Show segment in which he and Jimmy Fallon have a staredown on a mountaintop. Their inner monologues sound exactly like what that hot/dumb/stoned dude used to say in your sophomore year Intro to Philosophy class. [via Tonight Show]

tumblr_naj0qnDXJg1rn7bzro1_1280.jpgAnd they say romance is dead! [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Screen shot 2014-08-21 at 8.51.41 AM.pngPlease forgive me. [via Instagram]

tumblr_nakfvjgtEO1qe0wclo1_500.jpgCan you fix the roads, dog? Pleaseandthankyou. [via The Clearly Dope]

Here's a clip of Nick Offerman reciting lines from a sub-reddit thread called "Shower Thoughts." It's exactly as great as it sounds. [via Mashable]

tumblr_naiqtv2KNU1rn7bzro1_500.jpgDeep thoughts from Colby. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Comedy/singing duo Garfunkel & Oates perform an ode to what goes through your head when you're giving a blowjob. Trigger warning at the very end. [via HuffPo Comedy]

MASTER BRUCE! Have a nice Thursday. [via Tall Whitney]