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The playing field has now been whittled down to 4 babes. Scroll down to see who advances to the FINAL ROUND, Y'ALL.

CLICK HERE TO OGLE THE ENTIRE COMPETITIVE FIELD AND SEE WHO WAS PREVIOUSLY ELIMINATED.

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Glen Johnson (Winner of Group Buzzed Heads and Defender for England) vs. Claudio Marchisio (Winner of Group Tattoos and Midfielder for Italy)

The Match:
They both give us hot douche vibes but Claudio's eyes make us want to write a record for him that only sells 54 copies in Australia.


Winner: Claudio.


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Robin Van Persie (Winner of Group Clean Shaven and Forward for the Netherlands) vs. Panagiotis Kone (Winner of Group Williamsburg Haircut and Midfielder for Greece)

The Match: Swipe the Dutchie to the left-hand side -- we'll right swipe the Greek.

Winner: Panagiotis.
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