Worst Table Manners: Aviva Drescher
The Real Housewives of New York have been known to throwserious shade at dinner parties, or maybe even a glass of wine in someone's face, but Aviva Drescherreally brought it to the next level by throwing her fake leg across the room.We've watched this horrifying season finale preview about 30 times, now like...
Best Sleeping Beauty/Angelina Jolie/Lana Del Rey Summer-of-Sad-Girls Think Piece: Johanna Fateman's in the New Inquiry, Lana, writes Fateman, "represents the real possibility of an unhappy ending." --Elizabeth Thompson
Most Ridiculous Cover: Westboro Baptist Church's cover of "IWrite Sins Not Tragedies" by Panic! At The Disco. The world's most loathed church is back with an absolutelyludicrous cover of the song that graced every MySpace profile nearly a decadeago. Why they chose this song of all songs, we'll never know, but we especiallylove their decision to tag the track with "#techno." Not even close, WBC, noteven close. You're gonna need a comma in that title, too.
Biggest 'Wut' of the Week: David Lynch is now designing women's workout wear.
SCOOP BRAS (screamed in Frank Booth 'Pabst Blue Ribbon' style)! -- E.T.
Best Quote of the Week: Perfume Genius' words on "gay panic."
The singer (aka Mike Hadreas) released his really, really good new single "Queen" this week, saying in press notes that the song was inspired by "gay panic" and all of the times he's felt his mere presence as a gay man has made others uncomfortable. Per Hadreas: "Sometimes I see faces of blank fear when I walk by...if these fucking people want to give me some power -- if they see me as some sea witch with penis tentacles that are always prodding and poking and seeking to convert the muggles -- well, here she comes." Yes, yes, a million times, yes. --E.T.
Best Forehead Face of the Week: Joaquin Phoenix's!
As noted in today's Morning Funnies, some people who were probably ~totes StOnEd~ discovered that Joaquin Phoenix's forehead, in a particular Her scene, looks like it has a small wizard-elf face in it. The things you learn on the Internet. -- E.T.