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tumblr_n7hk8mArKl1tcqv97o1_1280.jpgMeet your new favorite Tumblr: Saving Room For Cats, which puts a cat in-between the legs of guys who take up too much damn space on the train. NEWS ALERT: YOUR BALLS ARE NOT THAT BIG! 


Jimmy Kimmel's "Lie Witness News" is back and this time he's asking people about the World Cup. His associate went around Hollywood Blvd. asking people about how they thought Landon Donovan had been playing -- even though Donovan famously was cut from the team in May. Too bad. We could've used his butt goal and tricycle kicks. [via Jimmy Kimmel]



This isn't the newest prank in the book but it still manages to crack us up: some Australian knucklehead called one local Domino's Pizza franchise to place an order and then conferenced in another Domino's location and lots of confusion and hilarity ensued. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_n7ss9h7ju31rn7bzro1_1280.pngBill & Ted's Excellent Court Room Adventure. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Screen Shot 2014-07-02 at 6.50.06 PM.pngPigeons With Attitude. [via Instagram]



Here's some goats performing the Jurassic Park theme song. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_n19hxiEY0c1qf47bgo1_500.jpgHope your 4th of July is as dope as this monkey riding a goat! [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

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