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Here's a clip of a girl waking up from getting her wisdom teeth removed and, while still feeling the effects of anesthesia, hitting on her hot doctor, talking about wanting to "fuck Ryan Gosling," "suck white dick" and "be a Kardashian" -- all while her horrified mother tries to shut her up. There's a 65% chance this is fake but here's really hoping it's not. You get 'em, girl! [via Gawker]


Last night Drake did an excellent job of hosting the ESPYs and one of the highlights was a skit in which he impersonated Filippino boxer Manny Pacquiao singing "Let It Go" from Frozen.



Sloshed Charlie Sheen greets a fan and shows off his dumb tattoos outside a Taco Bell drive-thru. [via Death + Taxes]

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"Macklemichaelcera." [via Afternoon Snooze Button]



Here's a clip of a 30-something guy and his friend lip syncing a conversation between his 60-something mom and aunt. [via Tastefully Offensive]



Weird Al FINALLY made a "Royals" parody. [via College Humor]

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