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Bsvykp5IIAAMPkr.jpgIn anticipation of his new web reign via a cable sportsaward show, Drake told reporters, "Our goal is obviously the night of the ESPYs to completely take over the Internet, for everything that we do to goviral and for people to enjoy days or weeks afterwards."

With the ESPYs premiering last night, we're officially on day one of total Drake domination. So far, all seem happy under their new supreme ruler but it's no secret that the Internet loves the sensitive rapper as much as they love to poke fun at him. Lost and befallen, the Internet needed a leader and Jesus Drake answered that call.

Take it away, Internet:






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