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While everyone's heads continue to spin following Rihanna's Epic Bad Bitch see-through gown moment at last night's CFDA Awards, enjoy this little video segment from the Council featuring an imagined text message exchange between La Wintour and La Ri. It was shown to the audience last night before Wintour took the stage to present the pop star with with 2014 CFDA Fashion Icon Award. The clip is cute and fun and creates the illusion that Anna Wintour uses emojis, when we all know she spits on emoticons and Internet speak. Plus, no one ever knew what she meant when she simply responded "EIS" or "Expressionless in Sunglasses" to everything. Better for her to use her stone cold words.