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We've been Team Bridget Everett For Lyfe ever since we watched her strip down to a one-piece bathing suit and give Countess Luann from the Real Housewives of New York a lap dance at our 2010 Nightlife Awards. (If that's not Entertainment, then we don't know what is.) Since then, Everett's been doing her thing all over this town: holding court with her regular performances at Joe's Pub with band Bridget Everett and the Tender Moments (featuring Ad-Rock on bass), releasing a new album, making a genius appearance on this season's Inside Amy Schumer, and, now, showing us some "Titties." In her new video for her latest single, and ode to every kind of breast shape under the sun, we see every walk of boob, from "little nippy titties" to "tube sock titties" to "beaver tail titties," proudly putting 'em in the air while Everette breaks it down in a slinky blue titty-showcasing ensemble. It's all perfect viewing before you go jump in the boob jumpy castle tomorrow night. Everybody now: "Bounce, bounce, bounce!" 
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