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Billy Eichner plays "Would Drew Barrymore Like That" with Drew Barrymore. Drew Barrymore would obviously like a home office!

Here's Tara the hero cat throwing out the first pitch at a minor league baseball game yesterday. The ball was on some retractable string thing but Tara kept effing up because everyone knows that basketball is really a cat's sport. Finally her owner just tosses the ball. Still, a TRIUMPH. [Uproxx]


For all you ASMR babies out there: Molly Shannon tells Conan O'Brien that getting patted down by the TSA gives her "head orgasms." (PS, Conan's hands are red because he had just done a segment before involving fake blood.) [Gawker
 
This cat is NOT about this performance of Let It Go. [TastefullyOffensive]



dadneverlovedme.pngSee back. [JuliaSegalTime]

Weird, this is the only way you can wake us up in the morning as well. [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_lx1l31g4PB1qzvwqvo1_500.jpgThe devil knows best. [FYNFM]

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