Check out Saturday Night Live's hilarious trailer for "The Beygency," a chilling thriller about what happens to those who dare to speak ill of Beyonce. Don.t Do. It.

Can we talk about how good Andrew Garfield's Justin Timberlake impression is in this SNL Celebrity Family Feud sketch?
An amazing super cut of 90s alt rock vocal hooks. [LaughingSquid]

Emcee Joel McHale handed everyone their asses at the White House Press Correspondents' Dinner this weekend. [Uproxx]

How do we hang out with these goats? [FYeahDementia]
 screen-shot-2014-05-03-at-5-47-27-pm.pngJohnny Weir's Kentucky Derby hat is a MASTERPIECE. Liberace is crying rhinestone tears of joy in heaven. [Uproxx]

tumblr_n4nq9cGZWR1rqoux5o1_1280.jpgDamn. [FYouNoFMe]

This week's motto. Go get 'em, everyone![Mlkshk]