kimye-nypost.jpgWhile you were celebrating Memorial Day (read: drinking), Kimye finally got married. And The Post had excellent coverage of all the festivities. [via Uproxx]

kimyenysc.jpgMeanwhile, the New York Sports Club got their own dig into Kanye. [via Uproxx]

Here's a sassy sea lion bullying a man into giving up his seat on a bench. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_n5zo6bBwT71s96utdo1_400.gif"You spin me right round baby, right round, like a record player." [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_n47mnpy2Fq1ry1zh5o1_500.jpgFYI, my birthday's in seven months. [via F You No F Me]

Two French tennis players had a pretty impressive dance-off over the weekend to Lil Jon and DJ Snake's summer anthem "Turn Down For What." [via Tastefully Offensive]

Screen shot 2014-05-26 at 11.53.47 PM.pngLove these descriptions placed next to bathroom art. [via Instagram]

tumblr_n5zddjAt6w1qz7s6jo1_500.png"Mariah Carey's cell phone signature in 2000's "Crybaby" = perfect (but not enough <3 <3 <3s). [via Tall Whitney]