Will Ferrell and his doppelganger, Chad Smith from the Red Hot Chili Peppers, had an epic drum-off on the Tonight Show last night with a special surprise ending. [Uproxx]

Maggie the dog gets sold down the river by her friends. [Gawker]

tumblr_n5zgv4x6J41qe0wclo1_1280.jpgYou're never alone if you have your farts. [TheClearlyDope]

tumblr_n50wanRJTU1rjxe14o1_500.jpgA thousand times, yes! [FYouNoFMe]

Your new response to every email. [AnimatedText]
Here's Morgan Freeman's voice on helium. This is so good.

An Ayn Rand book we'd read. [FYouNoFMe]