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Here's Michael J. Fox responding to E!'s deeply dumb "fun fact" they shared about his Parkinson's on the Golden Globes' red carpet. This is a master class in being a stand-up human being. [Uproxx]

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How do we own this? [Mlkshk]


Jaimie Foxx sings a list of unsexy words in a super-sexy way on the Tonight Show.

tumblr_lw7q3vc0651qfu6f3o1_500.pngHope you kids saved room for dessert! [AfternoonSnoozeButton]

tumblr_n4lcwswhBN1qe0wclo1_1280.jpgWhere do you live, Twitter senstaion BaddieWinkle, and when can we hang out with you? Love the Been Trill t-shirt. [ClearlyDope]
 

A romantic montage of cats and their lovers for all of eternity, lap tops. [TastefullyOffensive]How do we own this?
 YO9U.pngWill. je. suis. [Mlkshk]

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This guy hangin' with Monet in the Pharrell hat was WAY ahead of his time. [Mlkshk]

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Our reaction to everything from now on. This llama is NOT having it, kween. [Reddit]
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