Stephen Colbert read a Top 10 list to David Letterman last night that he wrote when he applied to be a writer on the Late Show almost 20 years ago. [Uproxx]

Billy Eichner and Amy Poehler play "It's not Pitbull -- it's Amy Poehler!" [HuffPo]

YLUJ.jpgKnow it seems impossible at this point in the race, but we're still undecided. [Mlkshk]

tumblr_n4goq3cHg21qewacoo1_500.gifThink again. [TastefullyOffensive]

YLD5.jpgWhere all my anxiety babies at? [Mlkshk]

Someone who hates us all made this video of the worst lyric in pop history combined with the worst person in pop history. It's horrifying and perfect. [BlameAspartame via Ratsoff]

tumblr_n3u34tWocy1qb01n4o1_500.jpgFeel me Orinoco Flow. [BlameAspartame]
YLTU.gifYou just got HepBURNED. [Mlkshk]