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Watch our Spring cover star Chelsea Handler tell Piers Morgan he's terrible at his job. Oh my god, this is so good. [Jezebel]

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Billy Eichner plays "Billy On the Street" with the audience of the tonight show. [Uproxx]

XU8Y.pngWhen giant, angry cats attack. This is from a 911 phone call in which a family cat had gone nuts and trapped a man, his wife and their baby in a bedroom. You can hear it charging the door in the background. Everyone is fine now. [Gawker]

Watch this video extra from Lena Dunham's SNL episode in which Vanessa Bayer shows off a sweet new dance move.


Matthew McConaughey explains the origins of his signature "alright, alright, alright" tagline that absolutely no one is kiiiinda a little tired of hearing. This video is from 2011, but it is no less required viewing for those who who like to start their day with McConaughey. Hoo-RAY! (Sorry) [Uproxx]

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