Martha's fragile 72 year-old hands have used a goddamn sandblaster.
Check out these A-listers!
And also these people.
Men, if you've ever wondered if you can take a menopause supplement MARTHA SAYS NO.
To those bloggers who are NOT great friends or trusted allies, watch your shit.
Ush going in for the hair sniff.
Martha's favorite breed. (P.S. Never getting used to the unsettling gaze of Pitbull without sunglasses... *shivers*)
Actual real human people in the world took time out of one of their days on Earth to write a description of how they eat Triscuits.
Much like Triscuits, Martha was a popular(very popular) cracker in prison.
"Did Martha Stewart just misspell the word 'areola'?" <-- Bet you never thought you'd have to ask this question.
Unresponsive like they aren't answering at the concierge desk or unresponsive like she knocked them out using a jailyard wrestling move she learned?