President Obama went on Between Two Ferns and got called a nerd by Zach Galifianakis. The whole thing is pretty great and we have to give kudos to the Prez for being a good sport and playing along. The best parts included when Galifianakis asks Obama if he goes on .com or .net sites ("or just .gov"), asks if people will stop letting him win basketball games when he's no longer president and shows Obama some spider bites. [via Funny Or Die]

TMZ somehow acquired a tape of the Biebs' deposition for a case involving one of his bodyguards allegedly beating up a paparazzi. The entire six-and-a-half minute clip is so mental: Bieber gives zero fucks about the whole thing and it shows. He's rude, contemptuous and slightly zonked out the whole time and it's a mesmerizing watch. [via TMZ]

tumblr_n27htuqtbj1qa5z1ro1_500.jpgPitbull's coming for 'ya. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

Here's a dude twirling a 'Planet Fitness' sign by the side of the road. Guy's got moves. [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_n1yytznZQs1rn7bzro1_500.jpgSame. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Screen Shot 2014-03-10 at 7.05.20 PM.pngBehold, the Putin butt plug (not recommended for use). [via Gawker]

We don't totally know what's going on here but all we do know is that this is quite possibly the *best* cover of "Blurred Lines" we've ever seen: assorted drunk dudes singing a karaoke version complete with Surrealist strip club/hotel lobby graphics in the background. Wut.Is.Going.On. [via HuffPo Comedy]

Here's Kevin Bacon describing what the '80s were like for the benefit of Milennials. [via Mashable]

tumblr_n1v899qjhP1rh14rqo2_500-1.jpgBest bookmark ever. [via I'm With Kanye]

Jimmy Fallon and Jon Hamm photobombed a bunch of people atop 30 Rock. Love their tender hoagie moment! [via Tonight Show]

Here's a sneak peek at True Detective: Season 2 starring...Jimmy Kimmel and Seth Rogen. [via Jimmy Kimmel]

tumblr_lz815xMAZV1qdezf9o1_500.gifHappy Warm Weather Tuesday, y'all! [via Coin Farts]