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Big fight in the editorial department today over who would get to write something about the ultra-refreshing "Throw That Boy Pussy" by rapper Fly Young Red, our favorite new gay anthem about eating ass (aka "boy pussy"). Despite the "Adults Only and "NSFW" warnings, we jumped right in and, in fact, were soon stripping down and twerking around the office in our 2(X)IST underwear. Sadly, Mr. Mickey was out of the office and missed out on the action. Eat your heart out, Miley!