We had absolutely no interest in going to see 300: Rise of an Empire when it opened this past weekend but after hearing reviews from some, uh, reliable sources (read: our friends who were coerced by their boyfriends to go), we've changed our minds. Here's 10 reasons why we've decided to give it a shot.
1. Is it getting hot in here?
2. Yes, yes it is.
3. Jesus, take the wheel.
4. God, they are even hot close up!
8. Most. Elaborate. Jockstrap. Ever. I like it.
10. Yup, I'm sold.
Bonus: We definitely have a lady boner for Eva Green. Damn, girl.
All photos courtesy of 300: Rise of an Empire's official website.