10. Ed Westwick
As much as it pains us to admit, we're a little turned on by that Deep V.
9. Adam Levine
Adam Levine has been on the cover of this magazine and just FYI he ate a banana while lounging on some throw pillows while he was being interviewed.
8. Zayn Malik from One Direction
What's not to love about a barely-legal British boy bander whose eyelashes are longer than Lady Bunny's?
7. Jared Leto
Jared Leto is a "kaballer" personified and we would totally let him realign our chakras any time.
6. Mario Lopez
We go weak in the knees for any man who accessorizes his wedding ring with a pair of grills. Just embrace it, just embrace it.
5. Scott Disick
What can we say? We swoon over a man with a teenage modeling past and a title (even if it was purchased over the Internet).
Can we be your ChampagneMami, Aubrey?
3. Brody Jenner
He has a very adorable Instagram account filled with pictures of dogs and horrifying selfies of him on private planes. Pea$e brotha.
2. John Mayer
C'mon, you already know what this man's O-face looks like and it's disgusting and hot at the same time. Oh god, what is happening to us? Send help.
1. Shia LaBeouf
Never say never ;)
Note: All photos come from our shame crushes' personal Instagram or Twitter accounts.