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Ahead of Valentine's Day this year, we took a little straw poll at Paper HQ about all the celebrities we're most embarrassed to have crushes on. From reality stars to douchey singer-songwriters, here are the top ten guys we're sorry/not sorry about wanting to send a box of Sweethearts to this year.

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.04.33 PM.png10. Ed Westwick
As much as it pains us to admit, we're a little turned on by that Deep V.

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.02.38 PM.png9. Adam Levine
Adam Levine has been on the cover of this magazine and just FYI he ate a banana while lounging on some throw pillows while he was being interviewed.

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.15.36 PM.png8. Zayn Malik from One Direction
What's not to love about a barely-legal British boy bander whose eyelashes are longer than Lady Bunny's?

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 4.55.07 PM.png7. Jared Leto
Jared Leto is a "kaballer" personified and we would totally let him realign our chakras any time. 

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.06.35 PM.png6. Mario Lopez
We go weak in the knees for any man who accessorizes his wedding ring with a pair of grills. Just embrace it, just embrace it.

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 4.58.09 PM.png5. Scott Disick
What can we say? We swoon over a man with a teenage modeling past and a title (even if it was purchased over the Internet).

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.01.40 PM.png4. Drake
Can we be your ChampagneMami, Aubrey?

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.09.43 PM.png3. Brody Jenner
He has a very adorable Instagram account filled with pictures of dogs and horrifying selfies of him on private planes. Pea$e brotha.

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.10.18 PM.png2. John Mayer
C'mon, you already know what this man's O-face looks like and it's disgusting and hot at the same time. Oh god, what is happening to us? Send help.   

Screen Shot 2014-02-11 at 5.13.21 PM.png1. Shia LaBeouf
Never say never ;)

Note: All photos come from our shame crushes' personal Instagram or Twitter accounts.

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