Nick Offerman sang an ode to weed and pussy last night on Conan.
Lindsay Lohan and Daniel Franzese recently staged a Mean Girls reunion and on Vulture, the film's director, Mark Waters, discusses Amy Poehler's rap-skills, Lindsay Lohan almost getting cast as Regina George, and making movies about strong women.
Pope Francis, meet Chocolate Pope Francis. [via Gawker]
Ice T has recorded a Dungeons and Dragons audiobook and he's extremely confused about how his life ended up this way. [via Noisey]
Soul goddess Sharon Jones performs tonight with the Dap Kings at the Beacon Theater in support of the band's new album, Give the People What They Want. [via Oh My Rockness]
#Checkyourselfie, a social media discussion and photography exhibition that critiques the cult of the selfie, opens tonight at AHA in Dumbo.
BUST Magazine hosts a Valentine's Day party tonight at Babeland. We hear you'll be able to make your own pasties. [via Flavorpill]