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Waka Flocka x Waffle Taco: the best Taco Bell breakfast-inspired parody you'll hear all week. [via Hyper Vocal]


And, speaking of food-music parodies, here's "Dunkin Love." [via Buzzfeed]

tumblr_n1lnt75HmW1qjnhqgo1_500.jpgBe Mine. [via The Clearly Dope]



Minnie Driver auditions for Downton Abbey on Ellen. [via Tastefully Offensive]

Screen Shot 2014-02-26 at 6.23.04 PM.pngHeads up, Vanilla Ice is getting his own Amish-themed reality show. Fun times, fun times. [via Modern Farmer]

Screen shot 2014-02-26 at 11.15.15 PM.pngMeet your new favorite Tumblr: House of Carbs. "Let the binging begin." [via Tumblr]

tumblr_n1hmekAScK1rx79a8o1_400.jpgMust own. [via Coin Farts]



ICYMI: This Conan segment terrifically skewered Arizona's dumb-ass "religious freedom" (a.k.a. "anti-gay") legislation with this parody commercial for "Jack Dundee's All-Gay Straight-Only Adult Emporium." He even offers closets where a man and his straight friend can go hang out and relax for fifteen minutes. [via HuffPo Comedy]
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