Outsource your Valentine's Day ennui this year -- be sad about these celebrity couples' break-ups instead of your own.

Screen Shot 2014-02-12 at 7.22.09 PM.pngWinona Ryder + Johnny Depp
Wino forever.

Screen Shot 2014-02-12 at 7.23.30 PM.pngBrad Pitt + Jennifer Aniston
They got matching blonde highlights just for their wedding. That is love.

1809138207_2ac3aa529d_b.jpgAmy Poehler + Will Arnett
This is actually too painful to talk about.

tumblr_mskoctq84D1qai3sgo1_r1_500.jpgKim Gordon + Thurston Moore
This one too.

nick-lachey-jessica-simpson-102510.jpgJessica Simpson + Nick Lachey
The "Chicken of the Sea" of Hollywood breakups; we'll never understand it.

heidi-klum-seal-divorce-nationalturk-0328.jpgSeal + Heidi Klum
Does Halloween even exist without these two?

Gore Separation_Phyr.jpgAl + Tipper Gore
Never forget. The king and queen of political PDA.

Screen Shot 2014-02-13 at 4.54.54 PM.pngTony Kanal + Gwen Stefani
Don't speak to us about this break up. Tony was down with Gwen even back during her OC dickies-and-ultra-plucked-brows-days. Anyone who knew you in your embarrassing ska days knows the inner workings of your soul.

Screen Shot 2014-02-13 at 5.01.08 PM.pngLinda Ronstadt + Mick Jagger
Linda seems like she was the realest of all of Mick's ladies. Models schmodels -- look at those gams! Linda Ronstadt is a Woman with a "capital W."

Screen Shot 2014-02-13 at 5.03.11 PM.pngMadonna + Vanilla Ice
In a way, if these two reunited now, it would make so much sense.

Screen Shot 2014-02-13 at 5.03.42 PM.pngGlenn Close + Woody Harrelson
Is that his satchel or her satchel Woody's holding? It doesn't matter whose it was -- that's just how these two roll(ed).

Screen Shot 2014-02-13 at 5.05.44 PM.pngParis Hilton + Val Kilmer
Just kidding! We just wanted to show you this photo. And, yes, they really did apparently make out in real-life one time.