Ohmygod, ohmygod, is this guy Conan's secret love child? It's almost definitely fake but let's pretend it isn't. [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_myycjkw8He1scd4jmo1_500.jpgArnie was so quiche. [via Tall Whitney]

tumblr_mzchq3xqHI1qhlsrfo1_500.gifLove this. We're totally scared of getting branded with a "G." [via Rats Off]

tumblr_mi6an7fBZM1qf1116o1_400.gifIck, oh my, gag. [via Coin Farts]

tumblr_myvz7j05p01rn7bzro1_1280.jpgPoetry c. 1994. [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

Here's a casual "falling-through-a-pro-shop-roof" convo. NBD, NBD. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_inline_mlbvyd9buY1qz4rgp.jpgI got pizza on pizza on pizza on pizza. [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

tumblr_mz5qgs9AbT1rz9ehio1_500.jpgTuesday is brought to you by a teenage Kim Kardashian's thumb ring. [via 100 Years of Solitude]