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In case you want to start your day with some nightmares, then check out this terrifying new Old Spice commercial featuring mom-dolls -- WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON??? -- lamenting that their sons are becoming men. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_mi4h0oI6Lx1qdnejuo1_500.jpgLove this surrealist '90s-era Net art. [via Tall Whitney]



This is pretty cool: a UK teen photographed himself every day for three years in such a way that he appears to be lip syncing Queen's "Don't Stop Me Now." [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_myy4k6BtCn1qlsrn9o1_500.giftumblr_myy4k6BtCn1qlsrn9o2_500.gif2014 is the year of you doing you, Michelle & Barack. [via Coin Farts]



Here's an excellent mash-up of some of the best dance sequences in movie history. [via HuffPo Comedy]



Behold: Macaulay Culkin's Pizza Underground band released their first music video. [via Noisey]


ICYMI: Here's that super uncomfortable clip of director Michael Bay appearing at a technology conference to announce a new Samsung TV when his teleprompter stops working and he decides to awkwardly exit the stage. [via DListed]

tumblr_myxy9aX54R1s02vreo1_500.jpgTuesday is brought to you by this fly collie in a cowboy hat, aviator shades and flannel riding a horse. [via Humor Train]

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