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Best "Beyoncé-Themed Thing" of the Week: The ABC's of Beyoncé. If it was up to the internet, this would be on the walls of every classroom in America. -- Gabby Bess

Most Exciting TV News of the Week: There's going to be a Seinfeld reunion, people! -- A.S.

Screen Shot 2014-01-31 at 12.14.13 PM.jpgFiercest Instagram Photo of the Week: Mykki Blanco's. Fur? Leather thigh-highs with a matching jock-strap? Check, check, aaand check. -- G.B.

Shortest Retirement of the Week:
Shia LeBeouf's. The Beef is coming out of his three-week long retirement to star in a movie with Bill Murray, Zooey Deschanel, and Danny McBride. -- G.B.

Screen Shot 2014-01-31 at 6.13.11 PM.pngBest Kanye Photo We Saw All Week:
This photo Jezebel found in the murky depths of Reddit of a woman whose kneecap very much resembles the rapper. #ILLUMINATI -- A.S.

Saddest Beer-Related News of the Week:
The news that the FAA were putting the kibosh to beer drones. Guess we'll have to keep buying our six-packs like fuckin' PEDESTRIANS. -- A.S.

Screen Shot 2014-01-30 at 1.20.18 PM.pngBest Fashion Campaign of the Week:
Barney's new campaign featuring 17 gorgeous trans models shot by Bruce Weber. -- A.S.


Best Cartoon We Watched All Week:
Tinderella, a fairytale starring a lonely young woman and your favorite dating app. -- A.S.
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