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Ahead of watching Bruno Mars perform at the Super Bowl halftime show this Sunday, please stop whatever you're doing and watch this clip of a 4-year-old Mars (back when he was the "world's youngest Elvis impersonator") get interviewed by Pauly Shore. Because it was 1989. [via Hyper Vocal]

tumblr_mzx3hnU14n1rn7bzro1_500.jpg"Dishwasher safe and ready to rock." [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

tumblr_mzoh6jeVnK1s2ytx8o1_500.pngAwww Papa Joe, don't make me blush! [via Rats Off!]


Here are comedians Casey Wilson and Diane Raphael recreated the famous 'confrontation scene' from Les Miz as if it were between two scenester L.A. girls. So good. [via Funny Or Die]

tumblr_mhra9vV3I21qzbwkjo1_500.jpg Hey Jer! [via 100 Years of Lolitude]

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Here's a great map of state stereotypes based on the most common Google autocomplete search results. Why IS Pennsylvania so haunted? [via HuffPo]
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Spot-on celebrity equations. [via Tastefully Offensive]

tumblr_n01dp9R46p1re0c97o1_500.gifTuesday is brought to you by Santa on vacation in Key West. [via Coin Farts]

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