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This video of a  corgi flopping in snow is all we need to get us through this crappy, crappy snowy day in NYC. [TastefullyOffensive]



Here's a video of a dude named Andrew coincidentally meeting his identical voice twin at a bar in Charlotte. Hope this is the start of many family reunions to come. [Gawker]
 tumblr_mysc0i1gUn1qewacoo1_500.jpgCan "My will is in the cheese club; nothing is better than cheese" please be inscribed on my tombstone? [TastefullyOffensive]

beyonceoffice.jpgActually, scratch that. This will be my epitaph. [TallWhitney]

tumblr_mylforfr1p1s71q1zo1_1280.pngCalendar of our dreams by Sean Tejarachi. [Liartownusa]

article-2531879-1A5C999500000578-170_964x641.jpgOh goodness, this photo by White House photographer Pete Souza of Barack Obama posing with a tiny boy who passed out after an ice cream social at the White House is too much. [DailyMail]

kanyedonatella.jpgSpeechless. [JuliaSegalTime]



Here's a strangely alluring video of a red hot ball of nickle being dropped on a brick of Velveeta. This is also what my hangover from NYE felt like. I even burst a blood vessel in my eye from barfing. 2014 is going to be a year of class and elegance, I can feel it! [LaughingSquid]

tumblr_mynmehsO6i1r403jbo1_500.jpgHappy Friday, everyone! [TallWhitney]



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