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Yesterday, a surprisingly cool-headed Justin Bieber plugged the new video for his song "Confident" via Instagram, where comments ranged from "Don't care you about all haters they are stupied!!" to "Wot a cunt." The video has a marked resemblance to Michael Jackson's "The Way You Make Me Feel" and a dramatic interlude with some super-crinkly junk food that recalls that other timeless moment of subtle acting and naturalistic dialogue: Beyoncé feeding Lady Gaga a honey bun in the "Telephone" video.
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