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19dzw4i2w3nhegif.gifIn case you missed the state of the union last night, this GIF has it all: Obama talkin'. Papa Joe, smilin'! Pointin'! Boehner ragin', in end-stages of final metamorphosis into a microwaved baseball mitt. The end. [Gawker]


Jimmy Kimmel's Lie Witness News team asked people what they thought of Obama's SOTU speech BEFORE it actually happened. They had a lot to say.

WXYG.jpgHow do we own this? [Mlkshk]


tumblr_mzuaaeJcaT1qkbki1o1_400.pngVery important announcement about colors. Don't forget. [FYouNoFMe]

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Seriously! [FYouNoFMe]


Cat V. Mailman. An epic battle of bloodsport. [Tastefullyoffensive]
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