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ICYMI: Jimmy Kimmel's Cousin Sal went around asking Santa Monica beach bums to send well wishes to all of their relatives freezing their asses off in Chicago and New York. And then all those bragging, bronzed jerks got what they deserved -- a bunch of snow thrown on them! The whole clip is excellent. [via Jimmy Kimmel]

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In extremely related news, this infograph is spot on. It is definitely Cold As FuckedĀ° up in herrre.  [via Twitter]

tumblr_mz2w3fJRZF1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgWorks for us. [via Humor Train]

tumblr_msppzxDJFK1qfap4co1_500.giftumblr_msppzxDJFK1qfap4co2_500.giftumblr_msppzxDJFK1qfap4co3_500.gifSteve, the Baja Men are gonna come after you. [via Tall Whitney]

Screen Shot 2014-01-08 at 5.03.25 PM.pngPresented without comment, Alexander Skarsgard, naked, on a toilet, in the South Pole. [via Hyper Vocal]

Screen Shot 2014-01-08 at 6.04.26 PM.pngUh...what are you trying to say? [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

tumblr_mz15vhycqQ1r0wqrdo1_500.jpgNeed this sweatshirt. [via Humor Train]

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