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ICYMI: Here's how ever-delightful BFFs Ian McKellen and Patrick Stewart rang in the new year. [H/T Hyper Vocal]

Also ICYMI: these drunk girls telling a cheesy Fox News reporter that they're gonna "fuck shit up" on New Year's Eve in Miami is the best. A special moment occurs at the 0:38 mark. [via Gawker]

Screen shot 2014-01-01 at 9.19.07 PM.png"Jorge wants to be hardcore and his mom won't let him." [via Knusprig Titten Hitler]

These sunnyside up eggs have a message for youuu. [via Tastefully Offensive]
This little boy lip syncing to Beyoncé's "Drunk In Love" while chewing gum, doing a body roll and rocking a frickin' pair of NUNCHUCKS around his neck is our spirit animal of 2014. [via Instagram]

tumblr_myditeI3jz1ru9fhso1_500.gifBeavis isn't feeling it. [via Pizzza Time]

tumblr_muhdoabiZy1qzbo9ao1_500.jpgGo do dumb somewhere else 'ya big dummy! [via Afternoon Snooze Button]

Screen shot 2014-01-02 at 8.35.12 AM.pngThis is awesome: a Canadian family turned their snowy front lawn into the Moai statues on Easter Island. [via Laughing Squid]

tumblr_mwb4etoL8N1rgcqrbo1_400.gifBack-to-Work Thursday is brought to you by Danny DeVito. [via Coin Farts]