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anigif_enhanced-buzz-2142-1389578219-3.gifanigif_enhanced-buzz-31591-1389578246-10.gifAs expected, hosts Amy Poehler and Tina Fey were the best.Their opening monologue featured a cut-away to Julia Louis Dreyfus puffing on an e-cig while Reese Witherspoon desperately tried to snap a selfie. So, perfection. [via Buzzfeed]

tumblr_mzbg0iV8Hs1qh0b3jo1_250.giftumblr_mzbg0iV8Hs1qh0b3jo2_250.gifClooney got owned in Fey and Poehler's best joke of the night.  [ShyGirl364]


Here, just watch the whole opening monologue. It was excellent. Tam Honks!
 
bonodiddyanigif_enhanced-buzz-4008-1389579400-11.gifDiddy awkwardly trying to hug Bono was excruciating. [Buzzfeed]

emmathompsonglobes.gifLiving angel sent from above Emma Thompson came out drinking a martini and took her shoes off. [Gawker]

gwynethanigif_enhanced-buzz-28440-1389591119-20.gifGwyneth was having none of it. [Buzzfeed]

amypbonoa_560x375.gifamypbono2a_560x375.gifAmy Poehler, our current cover babe, got a shoulder massage from Bono and then made out him when she won the award for best actress in a comedy. [Vulture]

jlawtswiftanigif_enhanced-buzz-8265-1389573320-4.gifJennifer Lawrence, master red carpet photobomber. [Buzzfeed]



Amy Poehler as Randy, Tina Fey's pissy teen son, was so, so good.


tumblr_mzbn0bTvVw1qh0b3jo1_250.gifBest intro of the night. [Shygirl364

parksandrecanigif_enhanced-buzz-2735-1389576883-15.gifThis was also an excellent photobomb, cast of Parks and Rec. [Buzzfeed]

enhanced-buzz-9017-1389584117-17.jpgHow cute is this tender little photo of Seth Meyers losing his shiz over Andy Samberg's win last night? [Via @NBCSNL]

anigif_enhanced-buzz-26300-1389570357-29.gifElisabeth Moss represented the universe when she flipped off the E! red carpet mani cam. [Buzzfeed]



Aaron Paul's acceptance speech for Breaking Bad was eloquent, tender, smart. [Reddit]



Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech for some mini series we've never heard of was insane. When she wasn't taking long pauses and struggling to form sentences, she was cursing and telling everyone to go to hell. Actually, scratch that, Jacqueline Bisset's acceptance speech was the best speech of the night.
 
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We love Diane Keaton with every fiber of our being, but her singing that one song from Girl Scouts during her tribute to Woody Allen made us scream into a pillow. And then Ronan Farrow shut it the fuck down. [@RonanFarrow]















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