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Holy mother of god, this video of an animatronic devil baby terrorizing New Yorkers shaved a year off of our life. Good luck sleeping tonight. The eyes. Oh, the eyes. [Mlkshk]

There's a new trailer for the upcoming Tina Fey Muppets Movie and it's glorious.


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From College Humor's "7 Actually Useful Children's Books for Twenty-Somethings."

 
tumblr_mz7cf7h5qb1sfxb7po1_500.jpgShould have seen it coming. [FYeahDementia]

i.1.palinfish.jpgSarah Palin posted this on Facebook yesterday. It has something to do with her new outdoors show -- girls are supposed to stop taking selfies and start fishing? The staff over at Vanity Fair, awesomely, took this challenge literally:

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OK, buddy. Bye now! [TallWhitney]
 
 

Rumble in the Family Room: Dogs V. Vacuum Cleaners. [TastefullyOffensive]

tumblr_myuui0KFCm1se8rtoo1_500.jpgAnd then just hang a left at Satan's Howling Hell Hounds Circle and you're at our place! [FYouNoFMe]
 

This cat.
Cannot.
Believe It. [TastefullyOffensive]




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