Best Quote from Jessica Seinfeld's "Grub Street Diet": This quote about her husband: "[Jerry] likes overcooked and stale things." Who knew? [via nymag] -- A.S.
Best Re-dressed: Keira Knightly re-wore her Chanel Haute Couture wedding dress to this week's SeriousFun Children's Network Gala in London. -- Maggie Dolan
Most Disappointing Brooklyn News of the Week: That Rough Trade would be suspending its concerts due to noise complaints from asshole North Williamsburg neighbors. Fuckin' yuppies! [via Gothamist] -- A.S.
Best Celebrity Tweet During Last Night's Horrendous, But Enjoyable, Sound of Music Live: This one. Courtesy of Cameron Diaz. -- E.T.
Best Poorly-Behaved Dog: Sunny Obama, who knocked down a 2-year-old at a White House Christmas Party! Every family needs a bad dog, and Michelle handled the whole thing aces. --E.T.
Best Holiday Time-Waster: Christmascats.tv, which shows a live feed of adoptable cats in Christmas sweaters playing in wrapping paper from Long Island's North Shore Animal League shelter. It also features a drunk "saucy grandma" and a cute elf who engage in a lot of odd, mildly flirtatious banter. It's so weird but so good. -- E.T.
Best Meditation on the Art in Velvet Paintings: Collector Weekly's "Velvet Underdogs: In Praise of the Paintings the Art World Loves to Hate." -- E.T.