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Most Unexpected Christmas Card of the Week: Warren Buffet's, in which he dressed up as Walter White and wished his friends and family a "Meth-y Little Christmas." -- Abby Schreiber

tumblr_mxqvs2P4191szjl1wo1_400.gifBest Beyonce's Back, Assfaces! GIF of the Week: This one. [Via Craniumbeats] -- Elizabeth Thompson
 Screen Shot 2013-12-13 at 5.06.49 PM.pngBest Fashion Ad Campaign Choice: Erykah Badu for Givenchy. Her style is unmatched. -- Maggie Dolan


Most O-M-G Holy Shit TV Trailer of the Week: Community's! The show is baaaack, along with the dearly missed Dan Harmon and, from the looks of the extended trailer, it's. gonna. be. AWESOME. -- Gabby Bess 


Best Fashion Mini-Documentary of the Week: Style Like U's documentary on the entrancing Michele Lamy, designer, muse and wife of Rick Owens and Lamy's daughter, Scarlett. -- A.S.


Best Music Mini-Documentary of the Week: Pink Martini's documentary on the making of their recent album, Get Happy. -- A.S.

Screen Shot 2013-12-13 at 5.52.53 PM.pngScreen Shot 2013-12-13 at 5.53.51 PM.pngBest Transformation:
Jaimie Warren's performance at Bushwick Gone Basel last Sunday night, during which the artist transformed from Little Richard to G.G. Alin. --E.T.


Most Goosebump-Enducing Moment of the Week: The Soweto Gospel Choir flash mob tribute to Nelson Mandela. Dressed as grocery store employees, the choir surprised shoppers at a Woolworths in Pretoria, South Africa with a beautiful rendition of "Asimbonanga," a Mandela tribute song. -- M.D.

Screen Shot 2013-12-11 at 5.39.51 PM.pngMost Wonderfully Inappropriate Hot Dude Round-Ups: It's a tie between this hot Vatican priests calendar and Hot and Busted, a Tumblr that compiles cute dudes' mugshots. -- A.S.

Screen Shot 2013-12-13 at 5.17.50 PM.pngMost James Franco Being James Franco Moment of the Week: This essay. Making use of his fine arts education at NYU, James Franco has decided to illumine us to the fact that, although it may be hard to believe, Kanye West was not the first artist to be a complete and total narcissist. -- G.B.

Screen Shot 2013-12-13 at 5.32.12 PM.pngJames Franco Reminding Us That He Is Still Sometimes Hot Moment of the Week:
His trailer with the deeply hilarious Gary Shteyngart for Shteyngart's new memoir, Little Failure. They play husbands. The trailer also stars Rashida Jones, Alex Karpovsky, David Ebershoff and Jonathan Frazen -- E.T.

1385581374_tom-cruise-laura-prepon-467.jpgMost Twisted Tabloid Couple of the Week: Tom Cruise and Laura Prepon!!! They are both Scientologists and were spotted having dinner together, so obviously they're dating. JK, it's almost definitely fake but if it does turn out to be true...WHOA. -- M.D.


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