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R. Kelly's new song, "Cookie", is gonna make us never want to eat an Oreo again. The Black Panties track revolves around Kells' love of giving oral sex and features such turns of phrase as "I love to lick the middle like an oreo." The video, meanwhile, shows the King of R&B chillin' and partying in his lavish mansion filled to the brim with confetti, scantily clad maids, hot dancers in gold bikinis, and champagne baths. In other words, just a regular Wednesday.

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